I am having a lovely time with my mom who is staying with me for a few days.We have many topics of discussion but somehow all of them converge to one point, the final destination, the one aim in mother's life , marriage. The saying goes,"Marriages are made in heaven." but they are executed by mothers.
So these are a few problems in my life as per her :
1.)I can't tell whether a T shirt is dirty [The fact that most of the guys use their smelling sense for such critical issues.] and when i tell her this she just gives up on me.
2)My type of music, my habits of sleeping , the food i eat , my work timings , the places i go for trekking, can all be summed up to being devilish.
3) I have the dirtiest room in the world . [I hope my friends who have been to my clean room can understand my pain.]
4) I don't have a goal in life and I am mentally deranged.
5) I am the most careless , selfish antisocial creature on the planet earth.
6)Football is the game of ruffians.
6)Football is the game of ruffians.
Remarkably she has a solution for all this.An arrangement can be made where someone would intrude in your private space and change the course of your life.
Good thing : It has given her a time to understand me and i have bought at least 3 more years of freedom left for me.
Ha ha ha!!! Shaadi ki baat karta hoon aunty se!
ReplyDeleteThe 5 problems are awesome!
@ anand : Ek baar baat to kar teri to waise hi lag chuki hai
ReplyDeleteGod level header dude
ReplyDeleteWaise, I think you should tell her about your earlier romantic indulgences. She would then understand your personality better.
@bhale :New header , happiness mode
ReplyDeleteBacchi bahut khus lag raha hain :) The 5 problems as you already know are not your personal one. Every mom has that with every son :P
ReplyDeletePS : BTW I have bought at-least 7 years from my parents :)
ha ha ha .. 'executed by mothers', sahi kaha dost ...
ReplyDeleteI love your header btw
@Moli and Bhale:
ReplyDeleteYa the header reminds me of the good days