Friday, November 23, 2007


Well i always wanted to write about this especially after Chandi's viva. I am Abhinav , the first roll no. right from my school days to here .The first name to be called at the start of the day , first name to be called anywhere in a group. But it has been a difficult path being the no. one.
The most sardonic part is that in any exam you have to sit on the first bench . Especially if it is a BT101 exam and you are made to sit in the first row ...(thank's to RANVAH he saved me somehow). Ya but it is great if you are prepared for an exam and want to put r.g.
If someone ask's me "tell a name you hate the most ??" . The answer is "Abhishek " . There will always be a Abhishek to follow Abhinav .Never ever i got a chance to have a female in any lab , any assignment all because of f...... Abhishek.
Then comes the part of result declaration . Oh no excitement , i know my name will be the first one called . If a football team name is being called out
and the first name starts with a B , i know i am not there.Any result being put up i dont have to go through the whole result only first five names will suffice.
The most painful part .....Any viva , any presentations , any assignment "roll no one please come in .". However in my school days i made a lot of use of it .Once i come out of a viva i become the most important person .I still remeber the attention given by the girls,me putting fundaes to babes( ob in (dps ). But things have changed since i entered here .
If a class is being scolded that's it!!!! I will be the first one to be picked up and half the teacher's energy will be spent on me.
Last but not the least if roll no's are given acoording to the surname , i think again i will be the first one.


Abhinav said...

Thank's to department junta especially ranvah for calling out "abhinav" during roll calls.

bhale said...

Lesson learned.. I won't have my child's name starting from A

nimit said...

@ Bhale -- DITTO :)

Moli said...

Interestingly written.
Well I would want by child to be as experienced as bachcha bhai (something I couldn't do, get girls to pay attention to me) so 'A' it is.
Ah! but for my customs it should be a Li (the first syllable - after my last syllable).

aniket said...

pity for you! but i still like A ;)

Abhinav said...

@size no kripps ...

Swati said...

Interesting article; i don't think my name has had quite the same significance for my :)