“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Math and Alcohol Don’t Mix.
Don’t Drink and Derive.